Weird Song Wednesday - An Oldie But Goodie

This is an older song of mine, sung to the tune of "Rocket Man" by Elton John


I got home real late last nite....
Was 3 or 4 am...
And he should have been paaaasssseeeddd out, in his crate by then..
He runs right up to me, and shakes his ass...
A smile on his face....

On such a fat little man....

Lucky man is gonna rip shit up tonight
He pisses Reigna off they get in fights
He's not the kindof dog you leave to roam
Oh no no no, gotta lock him in....

Lucky man, Little Lucky man and Reigna Girl

South Beach is not the place to have two dogs
Its crowded and hot as hell
And no one wants to walk them, down those stairs

And all the crying, he don't understand
why Mom and Dad always have to leave
Oh Lucky Maaannnn Lucky Man

Lucky Man is going to eat some shoes tonight
He pissed off Reigna and got a bite
He's not the kind of dog I thought I'd own...

Oh no no no... He's a Lucky Man......

Lucky Man is gonna eat some shoes tonight
Lucky Man is gonna crap on the floor tonight
Lucky Man is gonna sleep in bed tonight......