Top Ten Reasons Why Having Your Own Pool Is Better Than Going To South Beach!

10. It's the Miami equivelent of being the house on the block with the huge hill aftter a snowstorm
9. The Chairs are free
8. The drinks are cheap
7. Dogs and inebriation are encouraged
6. There are no anorexic models on the next chair to make you feel bad about yourself
5. There are no jellyfish, stinging salt water, hidden sharp things, crabs, or sharks to make you feel bad about Everything
4. You can have sex and not get sand in your chotchke
3. You can have sex and the only person who might catch you is the lawn guy, and he's certainly not arresting anyone
2. You already have a parking space, and the walk isn't bad.
1. Two Words : Skinny Dipping!!

Where It's At This Weekend - The Versace Mansion

Richy and I will be joining Neill Hernandez, VP of Cigarette Racing Team, and his lovely wife Amy at a party Saturday night at the Versace Mansion. We have to wear something orange, and our friends Phil Lipshultz and Marisa Narsiah will be meeting us there. I don't know why everyone must wear orange,( note from next day : The event is called Celebrities go Orange for Animals and it's for the SPCA of Miami.) but thank god I look okay in that color! I am very excited as I have never been there and with my trusty little olympus stylus camera and voice recorder inside my Louis, I'll be able to bring it all back to you. Now if I only had a button video camera....There are sure to be celebrities there. Stay tuned! Although I am not promising a blog Sunday morning, that's for sure, and no one wants me to write it when I get home. Friends don't let friends blog drunk.